Once upon a time, I wanted to name a story "Population 1." It worked well with the ideas, and even more, the ideals, of the story. It had a nice ring to it, and would look great in comic print. It even fell out of my mouth nicely.

Then I discovered some cunting rock band had used it. I sure hope their wolf howling at the moon, fucking lightning and bears shirts make them feel better. That demo's going somewhere.